I was in a restaurant yesterday when i realized I desperately needed to break wind. The sound system was really, really loud, so i timed it to coincide with the beat of the music.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then i remembered. I was listening to my iPod.
Source: Reader Digest Asia, January Edition of 2011.
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