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March 4, 2011 — genesisdatabaseA bad farting experience!
February 6, 2011 — genesisdatabaseI was in a restaurant yesterday when i realized I desperately needed to break wind. The sound system was really, really loud, so i timed it to coincide with the beat of the music.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then i remembered. I was listening to my iPod.
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Source: Reader Digest Asia, January Edition of 2011.
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Long life you say, think again!
January 18, 2011 — genesisdatabaseMan: Is there any way to attain long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Source: Reader Digest Asia, December Edition.
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Never visit a palmist!
January 17, 2011 — genesisdatabaseA man went to a palmist to learn his fortune. The palm reader studied his hand for a long time and said, “For the next yen years, you will have a very bad time.”
“Then what will happen after that?” asked the man.
The palmist looked at his hand again and said, “After that, you will get used to it.”
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Source: Reader Digest Asia, December Edition.
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You need at least 4 languages before travelling!
January 17, 2011 — genesisdatabaseA German, looking for directions in Paris, pulls up to a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.
“Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie Deutsch?” he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. “Parlez-vous français?” he says.
The two continue to stare, so the German tries again: “Parlate italiano?” No response. “¿Hablan ustedes español?” Still nothing. Frustrated, the German guy drives off.
The first American says, “You know, we should learn a foreign language.”
“Why?” asks the other.
“He knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”
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Source: Reader Digest Asia, December Edition.
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